Tums Sandwiches
I’m staying at a Homewood Suites in Upstate New York. Generally I like these hotels more than some others because the rooms are larger, they serve free breakfast and free dinner with beer and wine, all at a reasonable price. But nothing is really free, is it? While I’ve stayed in a few Homewood Suites that served up excellent food and exceptional service – Augusta, Maine I’m looking at you – this one leaves a lot to be desired.
Look, I know they build the food into the price of the room. So charge me an extra $5 and make me something delicious and nutritious. Crispy eggs in the morning and soggy pizza at night are not going to earn rave reviews online. Dinner with a side of Tums ain’t my idea of a good night on the town.